My fiancée and I have this agreement. If I bring my work home and she helps me do some

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for the Internet marketing firm I work for, I have to give her a back massage. If I forget to do any of the daily chores I’m supposed to like taking out the garbage, washing the car, getting the mail, or whatever, I have to give her a foot massage. I assume that if I had to help her with her work or do any of her chores that I would receive some type of massage in return, but she never forgets anything. It’s infuriating. She remembers the day, hour, and minute that we met and the day, hour, and minute that we got engaged. And, no, I did not propose to her. I was thinking about it though, however, she kept subtly suggesting it to me and eventually we somewhat mutually agreed that we were engaged for both our own goods. Then she went, picked out the engagement ring she wanted, called me, and I paid for it. She has also picked out the house we have to eventually own, what kind of dog we will want, how many children we’ll have, and what colleges they’ll be attending.